Paddy Gower TradeMe Auction

Want a voicemail from Paddy Gower that'll make your Grandma blush? Well, now's your chance. The legendary broadcaster is offering to record a personalised, profanity-filled message just for you.

Not only will you get a hilarious voicemail you use for whatever nefarious purpose you like, but you'll also be supporting a great cause. All proceeds from this auction will go directly to the Prostate Cancer Foundation New Zealand for Blue September, and you can have a laugh while helping fund vital research and support services for men affected by prostate cancer.

The highest bidder will also receive a signed copy of Paddy's new book, "This is the F#$%ing News" when it comes out in late September.